Who is Dondo? He is a fourth grade spelling bee champion. A lover, not a fighter. A man so unique that Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him. They say he can slam shut a revolving door. When he marches down the field, knees tremble in fear. Superman's pajamas have Dondo's family crest.

USAFL Honors

Club Honors

- Shankapotomus (2024)

- Best Hair (2023)